One month into being a Dad, here are a few things I learned:
- Have the cloth diaper ready to cover the mini fire hose BEFORE unclasping the diaper.
- Make sure that the remote and phone are within reach in case the baby falls asleep. It’s not worth the risk of waking him up.
- There is now a viable option for someone to blame when something stinks.
- Sleep is for the weak. Apparently, I’m weak!
- Projectile poop exists.