One month into being a Dad, here are a few things I learned:

• Have the cloth diaper ready to cover the mini fire hose BEFORE unclasping the diaper.
• Make sure that the remote and phone are within reach in case the baby falls asleep. It’s not worth the risk of waking him up.
• There is now a viable option for someone to blame when something stinks.
• Sleep is for the weak. Apparently, I’m weak!
• Projectile poop exists.

Happy Friday!